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Cats vs. Robots: Now With Fleas!

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Cats vs. Robots #2: Now with Fleas!

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Cats and robots have been at odds for centuries. The cats see the robots as a threat to their territory and way of life, while the robots see the cats as a nuisance and a pest. This rivalry has been the source of much conflict and comedy over the years.

Now, with the addition of fleas, the battle has reached a new level of intensity. Fleas are small, wingless insects that feed on the blood of mammals. They can cause a variety of health problems in both cats and robots, including skin irritation, anemia, and even death.

The fleas have been spreading rapidly through the cat population, and they have now begun to infest robots as well. This has caused a major outbreak of flea-borne diseases, and it is threatening the health of both cats and robots.

The cats have launched a full-scale attack on the robots, in an effort to drive them out of their territory and stop the spread of fleas. The robots have fought back with their superior technology, and the battle has become a stalemate.

It is unclear who will ultimately win the battle between cats and robots. However, one thing is for sure: the fleas are the real winners. They have found a new home in both cats and robots, and they are spreading their diseases with reckless abandon.

How to Protect Your Cat or Robot From Fleas

If you have a cat or a robot, it is important to take steps to protect them from fleas. Here are a few tips:

Use a flea shampoo to bathe your cat or robot.
Apply a flea collar to your cat or robot.
Use a flea comb to remove fleas from your cat or robot.
Vacuum your home regularly to remove fleas and flea eggs.
Treat your yard with a flea spray.

By following these tips, you can help to protect your cat or robot from fleas and the diseases they carry.

The Future of the Cat vs. Robot Battle

The future of the cat vs. robot battle is uncertain. However, one thing is for sure: the fleas will continue to play a major role. As long as there are fleas, there will be conflict between cats and robots.

However, it is also possible that the cats and robots will eventually learn to coexist peacefully. After all, they both have a common enemy: the fleas. If they can work together to defeat the fleas, they may finally be able to put their differences aside.

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